Stoned

JQ HAS TURNED INTO STONE AND IS UNABLE TO POST ANYMORE
PROOF






No actually im lazy to post after i stoned, maybe after exams
BTW I WROTE QN 2, Survival. STOP ASKING

25-4-06

=) Passed a maths
23/40

Highest: 28/40 Teng fei
Is that not an A1? O.o careless mistakes > all

Day : cloudy
Mood: cloudy
Rained again, when you think it couldnt get any worser, it just does. And it did.
Sch was crap today, so lets skip it.

After sch, went zul house to take WoW. Ah just nice, his mother went out, so we played on the xbox for an hour, then JQ went home at 4.00pm.

Nothing much to do at home, Had a game of dota around 7.30 pm

-ar, i got tiny, using a lame build, wanted to get manta style at first, then went to lothar's edge
heres the replay, me + ivan vs henry + marcus
YAY NOOBS -.-
REPLAY

Surrent status: stoning
State of stoning: 80%
Eta to stone:3 days

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19 Apr 06, 19:23
spidey: update la oi

Mehzors

Today, first period, A MATHS TEST

I am 100% confident that this will be my 2nd pass in 2 years, First for this year. Yay!
Nothing much happened in sch, other than the breaking of 2 apparatus in the chem lab.

After sch, went with PY to buy the DONG BIN BEH YUAN, saw Hakim and his friends there, lamer Hakim went to take Mai-HiMe Vol 1 and say : sia la BIG , can play bodoh! (and yes the cover page is a girl if u dunno)

Then after searching for books that Zul asked me to help him get, i got fed up after i couldnt find 2 out of 3 books he asked. So i paid for the goods and left, went to macdonalds to get my lunch.
Then I heard the wierdest thing any cashier could ask

Cashier: What would you like?
JQ : "A mc'Chicken extra value meal"
Cashier : "Upsize?"
JQ: "No"
Cashier: *looks at my UNIFORM* "Are you a student?"
JQ : "Ya" -_-
(under my breath: Are u retarded, u looked at my uniform and can still ask if im student)
Cashier: "Eating here or take away"
JQ : "Take away"
Cashier: "That would be $4"
JQ gives $4
(Under my breath): I should be paying lesser since u are either mentally retarded or super pa jiao, you surely wouldnt know if I paid less even if u stared at the money for 15 mins.

Xinmin Sec's Carnival

Wee, 15th april, Xinmin sec was holding a carnival/funfair/pasar malam.
Met Isaac and CY at 8.30, then went small mac at tampines interchange.
*yum*
After eating we took a mrt train to hougang (O YEA 1 HR RIDE), Isaac nose cannot tahan the air con. Then he needed tissue , so i took a phamplet and let him have it, he nearly blew his nose, then decided the paper was too glossy. Then he went to look for a toilet in the mrt station, which suprisingly, DIDNT HAVE ONE. So he got some tissue from an aunty and used it up immiediatly. Then we continued our lame mrt ride, when CY said : "sia la why never take bus, mrt so long". =(

We reached hougang at 10am, met Pei Yen who was carrying an ice blender, he looks thinner than what i thought, waited for a bus. Then the nice man beside Isaac gave him a pack of higher quality tissues, how nice.

Went to Xinmin, and low and behold, NOOB+NOOB haven. We walked around for a bit, be4 going for a bloody expensive lan which goes as $2.50 per hr, and to own/get owned. Woot, 1 hr later we got chased out, lame 1 hour interval rule. Then Isaac bought a drink and poured it on himself. He opened the drink, imitated some xinmin noobs and then, woot! ice lemon tea splashed on him. He went to the toilet and cleaned himself up. So after the "ordeal" we went to queue again (O.O?) at 12.30 after walking around and commenting on the "chiobus and kids" Then lan rate increased to $3, so we were pissed but still went in anway, Pei yen didnt join us, coz he wanted to flirt with girls(most probably)

Then after the lan we spent our remaining $3 on ice cream and fruit punch. then we went home, The End

DT Over

YAY maths DT over today =) YAAAAAAAY
This marks the 2nd last exam of the week.
you all can relax while i cant =(

A maths DT on monday boo!

o.00.0.0.0

Previous post was lame

SO TODAYS POST SHALL BE EVEN LAMER

=O Todays thursday, the day for Adam Khoo's™ Booster session. YAAAY

At recess something happened, we went to the takraw court for some scoccer, found out the court was already taken so we played outside the court, suddenly some pri sch kids at the other side of the court begun fighting. WOO PRI SCH FIGGHTT, how frigging stupid are they? Mr IM A FUCKTARD FAT MALAY BOY begins assualting Mr. IM A SKINNY CHINESE BOY with FISTS OF FURY™ 6 hit combo!. Guess what? Mr IM A SKINNY CHINESE BOY was being held by his fren to prevent fighting and further injury, or was it?
In fact he was being a fucktard and holding Mr. IM A SKINNY CHINESE BOY to let Mr IM A FUCKTARD FAT MALAY BOY hit him, why? coz he was holding Mr. IM A SKINNY CHINESE BOY and trying to "drag" him away from the fucktard fat boy, but instead he was so bloody fucking slow and allowed the 6 hit combo FISTS OF FURY™ to take place. Jun hui was even shouting vulgarities at the malay boy for bullying a smaller sized boy

JH: OI CH** B** BULLY SMALL KID ONLY WACK WACK WACK
JH:KNN U THIS CH** B** ************ ******** ******** **88888888 =)
BISH POW WACK WACK WACK POOF
JH:CH*** B** LAH STOP FIGHTING
Chinese boy cant walk, and a fucking adult is standing there just watching.
K.O.
The skinny chinese boy couldnt walk on his own after that =(
Hope the chinese boy didnt make racist comments, if not im not siding with him.

After school, came Adam Khoo's™ Booster session. My class had to wear this orange class t-shirt, seesh


Ugly? CWO PUNISHMENNNT WOOOT.
Think wat? we go Adam Khoo's™ Booster session just to sweep issit?

Then Adam Khoo's™ Booster session commenced, and Wee Teck made the BEST joke ever

Wayne (the speaker): When u feel tired u should not eat sweets, u will get energetic for a while but its only a sugar rush, u will feel tired later. If u really need to eat, go for fruits.

*talking among ourselves*
Wee Teck to Vitesh: Got hear or not? must eat bananas
Vitesh: eat ur own banana la
*I forgot what they said*
Then Wee Teck ended it off with
Your banana chao ta la!
Then our group went LOL

Wayne: what inside joke u all sharing?
Someone: This boy banana chao ta *points to vitesh*
Wayne: Woaaho, u all think untill there
etc etc.

=)

Double post WOOT

WWEEE double post, im lazy to post 2 seperate posts, coz 1 of them is rather short. THIS IS A MAJOR UPDATE , jk

1st April

MOST BORING APRIL's FOOL of the year, firstly, i declined ivan's(nt our sch off course) invitation to watch talent time, its $10 seesh -.-, Secondly there isnt anyone to play pranks on. PFFFT. So i immersed myself in wc3 eurobattle.net =) i luv pirated battlenets.

3rd April

Today its the first day of the week, YAY SCHOOL!, today during class Miss Leon made the dumbest comment ever, i was fiddling with my finger nails and etc, then she walked pass me and said the wierdest thing ever, "Peel ur skin sommore, dont do ur work how to pass ur exam liddat", ZOOT , firstly im nt peeling my skin, secondly, Nicholas is sleeping, Dila is sleeping, and the class isnt doing work so why dont u go bother about them? -.-

Then she acted in a rather pissed off manner, guess she doesnt like happy-go-lucky ppl =).

We did some NE quiz that jq totally pwnt with 566000 score(expert builder), highest in class was the ever retarded dumb fat pig Jasmine who won with MASTER builder(i think its 600000 score and more) BOO!. The game is so dumb lame, shldnt even be called a game , OR be placed on a cd. You Answer questions, get money, then use the money and build buildings, then ur score rises, and u pwn. Thats rather lame so i shall spare u the details.
I retried the game and tried to get really low score, i got 19000 and it said junior builder -_- thats lame

After school, had (DT) English Paper 2, yay easy test, hope can get above 35/50 =) then i would pwn the class, theres always other ppl proer than JQ in english =( Ah well, its better to be near the best than others.

Returned home for 2 happy things, firstly I FINISHED WILD ARMS 4. BOOOO first Gawn died, next Farmel, Lambda, Hauser, YAY DIVINE WEAPON DESTROYED =D. BOO i didnt even fight Gawn, -.- Twin gunner, bah i didnt get to fight the coolest guy in the game -.-.

Next up, KINGDOM HEARTS 2 MUAHAHAHA. The starting aint for people who didnt play kingdom hearts 1, HEAVILY based on nogalistic scenes from the previous game. Boo, im using another Char now, ROXAS. MEH the story is rather well weaved, JQ is lost in the weaves of memory/fun now =(


YAY end of post. I NOE WHAT MY BACKGROUND FOR MY BLOG WILL BE. IT WILL BE KINGDOM HEARTS MUAHAHAHAHA. *uploading photos of lame ppl in next post*