Fire in chem lab

Today during chem there was a fire in the chem lab, Left collum 2nd bench. Desmond's gas tap caught fire, thats interesting. Then ChunKiat did something silly, blow at the fire, i wish he didnt block the fire too, I couldnt see much, blowing gas tap fires, WILL never put it out, just makes it worse. Hah, no one screamed, first time for a girl dominant class.

2nd accident, Ivan Lee's experiment overflowed i think.
3rd accident Lee Ching's testube became a cannon and shot the other 3 in her bench when it overflowed.

That is all.

Computer is dead =)

Hard disk died or something, thus my computer is wrecked.

YAY, more time studying than playing then. So this week's been rather fine so far, 2 DTs so far. English, Geography. I wrote Faces Qn. 4 , So stop asking =). Geography was rather ok so far, did 2 pages while others do 3-4 pages. I wonder why I can write lesser and yet score about same marks.

Oh and some wierd stuff beens happening.

So, nothing much worth mentioning except for the fact that.... i posted/updated. =)

Chung Cheng high, u suck

I hate Chung Cheng high's "Heritage tour" event that happened today. We had to pick a partner and choose a group and hope that we can get good matching members from Chung Cheng.
Eg. 2 From East View + 2 from CCH = 1 Group.

So i got a fat boy called Jun Hui as my partner =). Then we were picked to team with 2 Girls from CCH. Jun Hui went "YES!". Idiot. We got an attitude problem girl and a normal girl, hopefully. My group ended up joining groups with 2 of our classmates + 2 RETARDED and Anti social boys from CCH. So my group didn't have any other conversation other than
"Gogogo, next checkpoint!"
"We getting off at this stop."
"Help me hold this piece of paper"
The 2 boys? Talked to the other 2 chung cheng girls, and didnt bother to even introduce themselves to us, future failures in society, so i couldnt be bothered with them, Jun Hui, attempted to communicate, the guys responded with " ....... " So we gave up.

So anyway we were running to 2nd checkpoint when we had to cross a road. YAY ROAD POWER. Female drivers suck, so bad, that they can cause traffic to come to a halt, just because they cant drive properly. So my group ran across the road , ask us hurry up. So i start running and Jun Hui suddenly pulls me. I stop and for the next second, i saw a female devil driving a car. The fucking car was almost like 1 km away when i looked at it 3 seconds ago, next moment, it zooms past me? wtf?. Apparently the female driver was accelerating, trying to knock someone over. Never let women drive.

So and Jun Hui saved my life. Yay. FAT BOY POWER!

Shortly after we discovered that one of the girls really has an attitude problem. -_-"
Girl : "OW! she step on my toe. If i see her again i will fucking kick her fucking face"
Jun Hui and me : "What the ?"
Picture me with a fat boy , bothing showing shocked faces. =) Shocking?

Anyway the girls never really did talk for the rest of the "race". The last thing they said was "LETS CHOING TO LECTURE HALL". Then we parted =).
Lousy day i had, then u hear my classmates getting nice groups/experiences, etc. -.-

The girls all wishing to get "shuai ge" (handsome boys) in the same group.
The boys all hoping to get "chiobus"(pretty girls) in the same group.
Sadly, a few of us did. Thus today is a bad day, not only i didnt get chiobus, i got idiots.

A discovery, CCH does not teach Malay as a mother tounge, they have Chinese, German, French etc. So why did they employ Muslim teachers?

Then when we were waiting for the three companies of APCs (Armored Personal Carrier) to extract us from CCH. Those 2 girls from my group actually came and got numbers from Sin Yee and Nisha. Jun Hui said "If they ask for my number, tell them fuck off" And I said "I dont even think they remember our names" and, I was correct =).

Oh and my prediction on something was also correct, Janice's team is slower than Lee lin's team.
Im such a bastard =).

Current analysis on Chung Cheng High

60% Future social rejects
20% Hopeless cases
20% Normal
(30% of the Normal people are actually good looking.)

The great thing about Chung Cheng?
They are rather nice people overall, save the social rejects. They provided us with food when they discovered our bus was delayed, they even took us up to take a look at their history.
THEY ACTUALLY USED 2 STORIES OF THEIR BUILDING TO SET UP SUCH A ROOM, compare our school to theirs?
EVSS:CCH
1:200
THEY HAVE A POND THE SIZE OF OUR FIELD, so as I pray, I hope Mr EE will get the message and try to actually improve our school, could start by making our hall better. You CCH bastards =(, u have aircon in the hall while we just have tiny fans, u even have TWO halls.

Anyway, why do I see u all in shock when i mixed Orange juice + Tea + Bobo Chacha (as said by Dino) then drank it. Its the same as u mixing it in ur stomach when u drink orange juice first, next Tea, then drink the dessert. So, um yea, i didnt get a stomachache =), BOOYAH ALL.

Word of the day, IF

If there was ever a survey on how lazy Singaporeans are getting, it definitely has risen over the past 5 years.
If I get 10 cents for every dumb people I meet, I would easily earn over $2 a day.
If dumb people could make more use of their brains, how nice would it be?
If everyone had the IQ of an intellect, wouldnt the world be nicer?
If dumb people actually didn't have brains, would they grow brains later on in life?
If I don't stop here, I could go "IF"-ing for the rest of my life.

Reader discretion is advised.

Q&A
Q:Whats with you and dumb people?
JQ:They have the power to suddenly shove their dumb ideas to me, or even shove their faces, and wouldn't you like to shove their shoes into their mouths everyday just to get them off you? I don't.

Q:Who are these dumb people?
JQ: I would like to NOT tell you, keep guessing.

Q:Will you ever reveal the stupid people in then future?
JQ: When know I will never see you again =).

Q:Are you one of those dumb people?
JQ: Actually, thats a really good question, No =), intellectually disabled people cant identify other equally disabled people, unless its pointed out.

Q:What made you post this?
JQ: 2 main reasons, 1. Im really bored 2. I had enough encounters today. This doesn't change the fact that certain people are dumb, even if they could grow brains, become an intellectual overnight or have the IQ of people who work in the Singapore Government.

Names will not be mentioned for the Singapore Government may go after Muthu s/o Vankadeshi for he was the writer of this post.

JQ is a fictional character created by the mind of Muthu, the owner of this blog is not affilliated with Muthu and is not responsible for any deaths, attempts to grow brains, suicides encouraged. The owner of this blog was merely posting this article for laughs and this article will be removed
should any complications arise.
Reader discretion is advised.


Muthu is a roti prata stall(Muthu's Curry™) owner who works in Little India and also a freelance writer.

I hate u all

I hate the world, you all, and all you dumb idiots who block me, irritate me and best of all, act like an idiot infront of me.

Fact of the day: Singapore is made up of
70% book-smarts, 80% of booksmarts have no brains
20% smart
1% genuises
9% brain-dead

I Believe Oral Examiners Are Out To Kill

First thing i noticed as we were waiting outside the hall, all exminers were FEMALE, and there i was, about to cry. Male examiners, on the day after WORLD CUP FINALS, would have been "Oh i can barely keep myself awake... OI! ZHAO LIANG, did u hear him make mistakes while reading the passage?" Zhao Liang:"zZzZzzz.. what?... err......... he did very well..."

Then for the conversation they would be like "Ok so how do u feel about blahblah............ "
Then u talk for a while, moments later if you do look up, u would find them playing with their handphones, staring through you, digging nose, basically slacking, though I still have no idea whether they are just putting on an act.

Female examiners are out to kill, literally.
They dont even give a damn about the world cup, thus they should be wide awake while conducting the oral exam. Secondly, they stare at you blank in the eyes, expecting u to return the stare (and its seriously hard to do so). Thirdly, they give u full attention.

Imagine a scene when u had TWO female examiners (like me and my poor batch)
Sitting to your left, is a China middle-aged woman, who for the sake of all, has an accent.
Sitting to your right, is a young looking woman, and your first impression of her is "Please, stop staring at me, and please, STOP SHOWING ME THAT ACT CUTE FACE."

So there I was waiting for your turn, and I was the 5th last student. (i fell asleep for 3 mins)
Then when it was my turn, my went there. YAY! I actually managed to read the passage within the 5 mins allotted.
Good afternoon, they acted like they heard me but didnt care. It was then only did I notice the China woman's accent was irritating, the stares they gave were enough to make my soup turn cold. Its that horrible.
The only thing i could focus on was looking at the basket of sweets layed in the middle of the tables.

I got a passage about "Wu Jie Lu" (Orchard road if u don't know -.-)
I also got a conversation topic on something like "Nowadays teenagers persue material stuff.
Eg. Branded clothes, bags, shoes, etc."

I paniced a bit and I actually said I agree, which i think wasnt supposed to be said, now im sad, because i felt the teachers actually looked puzzled on what marks should i get, though i think there was someone worser, as soon as he/she left, the teachers started sniggering.

Im that sad. =(

So i leave u in awe of the biggest BBQ grill ever.

Due to popular demand.... I updated

On Thursday we played scoccer in the field, the usual 407 boys, 408 boys, and 406 boys, excluding prabu.

Oh and i was Defender/mid-field

<-- First half, as drawn by Isaac

Woo intercept around 5 balls, i think maybe more.
Tackled Vitesh, and was successful 2/100 times. =D yay I beat Mr. long legs for once.

Interesting stuff to point out

1)I forgot the score.
2)Mid-way into the game, Ballack's balls exploded, Isaac kicked and the ball attacked Ballack's balls, Hopefully she can now join the women's team
3)Cy is a battering ram who crashed into Vitesh.
4)Harith's fingers got injured while goalkeeping, when changed to striker, he scored 3 -.-
5)My legs ache now.
6)End of this, now shoo.






Monday's my O Level Chinese Oral, I think I should go practice soon. I am aiming for 70-100% marks. =P




To all the dota freaks who read my blog: Morphling is :D

Update

kail4th. - Heed the poison in your veins. says:
and j00 update blog plz


kail4th. - Heed the poison in your veins. says:
which reminds me of pala
"My bluetooth can go 100km"

Updated for the sake of updating.

Anyway school has started, and its boring, nonetheless I owned holiday homework within 4 days =D. Oh and YAY im back alive, and posting, maybe not for long =).